B.R.O.S.
Bitcoin Retention Optimization – Bitcoin Responsibility + Opportunity
Helping everyday people understand, hold, and thrive with Bitcoin—without the confusion, hype, or fear.
What is BROS?
Or should I say WHO are the BROS?
Right Now? The BROS are singular… Just Me, Chad, but I have a lot to offer!
This is me looking extremely professional in a driverless car
BROS is a service that makes Bitcoin simple, safe, and approachable for real people—not just tech bros or finance guys.
I’ve spent the last 7+ years doing all the things you’ve heard about—investing, lending, losing, learning—and coming out the other side more bullish than ever.
After watching friends, family, and even local banks struggle to wrap their heads around it, I realized: we don’t need more crypto hype—we need more human guidance.
So that’s what BROS is:
A human-first, in-person (for now) service to help you finally get Bitcoin.
Why This Matters
Most people only know Bitcoin through headlines, hype, or horror stories.
But here’s the truth:
Bitcoin is one of the most powerful tools ever invented for long-term freedom, security, and peace of mind.
But only if you actually understand it, how to use it—and how to hold it.
BROS exists to:
Cut through the noise
Remove the fear
Help you get it right from the start
Whether you’re just curious, skeptical, or ready to dive in, I’ll walk with you and explain it all—simply, clearly, and without judgment.
What I Offer (In-Person & Remote Services)
Currently Offering:
Ask Me Anything
Pay-as-you-go consulting session on anything Bitcoin-related
Bitcoin 101
A 1-on-1 crash course: what it is, why it matters, and how it works
Cold Storage Setup
Walkthrough + setup of a hardware wallet, seed phrase, and backup strategy
Bitcoin for Families
Helping partners or parents/kids align on generational wealth and security
Eventually Offering (not yet):
Small Business Workshop
How to accept Bitcoin, reduce risk, and understand taxes
Bank/Advisor Briefing
Custom workshop to bring your team up to speed on the fundamentals
Disclaimer + Contact Details
I don’t have fixed pricing yet — and that’s intentional. I want this to be accessible to everyone. My goal is to educate, guide, and meet you where you're most comfortable. We’ll talk, figure out what you’re hoping to achieve, and go from there. Your first call or meeting is free, and I won’t charge you anything until we’re aligned on what we’re doing. You’ll get nothing but complete transparency from me the whole way.
I’m not a financial advisor or a Bitcoin expert.
What I am is a big-picture thinker who loves understanding the fundamentals of complex things. You can ask me anything — if I know the answer, I’ll share it. If I don’t, I’ll dig in with you. This is a learning journey for me too, and I want to keep growing alongside the people I help. Think of me as your Bitcoin tutor.
At the end of the day, I’m just an approachable, laid-back bro named Chad who’s been through it all and wants to help others avoid the same mistakes.
And hey — this page is just the beginning. I’m not a web designer, so don’t judge me too harshly 😅. If you’re curious about who I am, check out the About page or read a few blog posts. This is my little corner of the internet where I share what I’m learning, who I am, and how I hope to bring value to the world.
In Person Hours
Monday–Thursday
9am–4pm
Remote Hours
Flexible (leave me an email or voicemail)
Phone (Call/Text)
(805) 708-6292
Location
Santa Barbara, CA